Ditteaux1

DITTEAUX IS DEAD

Reptilia now writes her useless comments about music, internet, tv and other crap here:

THE PAPER PUSHER

So please change all your bookmarks and shit. Sorry for the inconvenience but read the previous posts and you will see it is not just me trying to annoy you.

A few more days, and this blog will be reborn.......

No more posts (for a while, at least). email me if you want.
I will try to sort this out, but this week is way to crazy to deal with the wonderful world of hacking.
Have a good week everybody.

No I have not gone mental

Allow me to explain my last post. Yesterday morning I was cheerfully surfing the net and posting in a certain music forum that shall remain nameless. About 15 minutes after posting I went, " I' m gonna check my blog to see how it' s doing" so I type in the url and get (brace yourself) a blank page with some picture of what I think are Afghan girls or something like that (not important).
Point is, I can' t see my site.
I actually got a comment about my What the fuck? question (you can imagine when that was written) and my brother says he can see it fine, so basically it is just me who cannot see the site.
I' ve emailed Blogger but as a free customer I am pretty much at the bottom of this food chain. If anyone has any idea on how to fix this please help me, otherwise I think I might be changing the url for this thing.
I am having a bad day.
Thank you for your patience.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Let go to Intercourse, sexmoan and Climax, on our way to Shag Island.

Yes, I reallize I've already posted about places with somewhat inappropriate names, but let me have my fun.
Reading about Dildo openned a whole world of communities living in places with unfortunate (or fortunate depending on how you look at it) names:

Bastard (Norway)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Well, Hell week No.1 over, one to go. Seeing as I have a huge exam today, there was no better time than now to do some blogging.

If all your kid wants for christmas is a Singing and dancin Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein, then you're just gonna have to wrestle the Israeli customs officer.


Westlife's Bryan wants to be Irish president... As depressing as it may sound, it has been known to happen before... I'd vote for him, he is so goal drivven:
"Look at it this way, you get a huge house, a private jet and about 15 security guards".

Thankgiving can be such a dangerous holiday.....if you are a dumbass.

Oh how sweet! Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro get married on Mtv. Its newlyweds meets coke and Rock and Roll. Pass the puke bag please.

And you wondered why Jacko is so fucked up?? His whipping (yes!) father says he raised him right and is not worried. His alcohol blood level was not measured.

My procrastination is getting out of hand.....